My wedding vows:

There are a couple of things you need to know about me. A bit too late, now that we are at the altar.

 Treat this blog as the gospel truth.

I am a hopeless romantic… I believe in the whole damsel in distress and knight rescuing thing. I kid you not. I love when a guy opens the door or pulls a chair. I love movies… not Netflix and chill ( Nairobians have spoiled that phrase for me) just going for movies at theaters and sitting next to each other. I like watching movies alone especially during couples Wednesday. Am a bit strange… not quite sure you get my vibe right now?😂😂.

I love holding hands… of course, I’d kiss you in public if you know how to kiss but NEVER EVER ( should you try that shit on me- it’s one-sided).

Am opinionated on things that I don’t know a fuck about. And hey I love Baba… in the next life, I feel like Idah would not be in the picture if you catch my drift.

I am super shy and always insecure this needs constant reassurance every now and then. Am not talented. I have two Left feet but 

can’t 

stop

dancing. 

I have sweaty palms but love holding hands ( I only sweat when nervous or uncomfortable… so that’s another clue).

Dear future husband, Am a loner… I like meeting strangers and being at noisy awkward places cause that’s where my rogue writing juices flow. 

I like reading literature like Ngugi Wa Thiongo’s pieces and Chimamanda ( love her). I write when am upset and when the environment is a bit uncomfortable for me. So when I pull out my phone and start typing just know what am up to… another hint.

I love dancing to no music so be rest assured that I will ask you to dance with me in the middle of a conversation ( if you turn me down then that’s the end of us both).  Another clue.

Am not short. I have a Korean height. Am not fat am fluffy ( get it... Gabriel Iglesias) only meant for stand-up comedy lovers. 

I don’t like people oppressing others. I can’t stay away from fights that involve a lady being beaten up ( so you need to hit the gym… hahaha). I wish I could make everyone’s dream come true but I don’t know how to with what I’ve got. I’d love to be the best wife but I don’t like kids…  so that just happened😔.

Am super vulnerable and can cry (actually cry) at almost anything and everything. I have bruises and hurt that you cannot fix! so please don’t try to.

I love kisses on my forehead as it makes me feel secure. I love gazing at things. You might think that am in deep thoughts but no. I wish I could sing but for now, I have the voice that breaks glass and shutters eardrums. My apologies. 

I have a protective layer that once you penetrate I become super vulnerable and you can use me like a puppet. So please don’t. I have an overprotective family, (of ninjas… I wish). But a cute bunch of less than 20 between.

The rest I guess you’ll have to discover as we go. But I fear the dark and anything that moves. 

So my answer is yes. That’s if you still want to marry me?

Photos from Google.