I am perfectly FINE

Let me just advise you now....these steps suck an do not work. By the time I was about to consider the second step---- I was about to through myself in-front of a plane and out of a parked car.

Okay okay. I know you must be beating up yourself with questions as to why such a magnificent, quiet dove such as my self would get upset over things like someone finishing the breakfast sausages that I cooked.

You know my family---you've definitely met the five of us.

So when I offer- (well it was my turn but whose counting) to make breakfast and have a ten pack farmer's choice - please divide equally among five and move.

The Otaye's please. I swear ill move out next year when I turn thirty something!