I am perfectly FINE

Let me just advise you now....these steps suck an do not work. By the time I was about to consider the second step---- I was about to through myself in-front of a plane and out of a parked car.

Okay okay. I know you must be beating up yourself with questions as to why such a magnificent, quiet dove such as my self would get upset over things like someone finishing the breakfast sausages that I cooked.

You know my family---you've definitely met the five of us.

So when I offer- (well it was my turn but whose counting) to make breakfast and have a ten pack farmer's choice - please divide equally among five and move.

The Otaye's please. I swear ill move out next year when I turn thirty something!

Locked up today for wearing a mask- wrongly

All I did is convince my friend to cross the road so that we can get fish. I mean we had a craving that needed to be fixed-quickly. this was an emergency.

Now I might be a blonde but I need a lawyer to advise on the grounds of arrest that was made today that set me back a cool Kshs. 2,500

I dont trust in bribes and I try not to be corrupt but it was either that or I spend the night in a police cell that had an alarming rate-ratio of male to female cops. No way in hell going to spend the night there.

I just wore my mask ----on my hand. wtf?

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It was intense