Santa ignored my kiss.... Oscar thinks am crazy

So we toook a couple of days off to see Museveni’s capital city.
We stayed next to the Acacia mall and was hosted by the most loving family - Air BnB of course. They don’t judge. So I tried to kiss Santa and he never moved. Not even and inch.

What was more striking was the fact that Oscar thinks I have a committee in my head that makes me second guess everything he does. Am like wtf. Everybody has. Don’t you?

Am like after one year he should have known this. How slow is he? So I consult every now and then. Have you seen me? the people upstairs give some pretty solid advise. Just saying.