I am perfectly FINE

Let me just advise you now....these steps suck an do not work. By the time I was about to consider the second step---- I was about to through myself in-front of a plane and out of a parked car.

Okay okay. I know you must be beating up yourself with questions as to why such a magnificent, quiet dove such as my self would get upset over things like someone finishing the breakfast sausages that I cooked.

You know my family---you've definitely met the five of us.

So when I offer- (well it was my turn but whose counting) to make breakfast and have a ten pack farmer's choice - please divide equally among five and move.

The Otaye's please. I swear ill move out next year when I turn thirty something!

Locked up today for wearing a mask- wrongly

All I did is convince my friend to cross the road so that we can get fish. I mean we had a craving that needed to be fixed-quickly. this was an emergency.

Now I might be a blonde but I need a lawyer to advise on the grounds of arrest that was made today that set me back a cool Kshs. 2,500

I dont trust in bribes and I try not to be corrupt but it was either that or I spend the night in a police cell that had an alarming rate-ratio of male to female cops. No way in hell going to spend the night there.

I just wore my mask ----on my hand. wtf?

Impact Week = Knowledge,networking, certificate

It was intense

Santa ignored my kiss.... Oscar thinks am crazy

So we toook a couple of days off to see Museveni’s capital city.
We stayed next to the Acacia mall and was hosted by the most loving family - Air BnB of course. They don’t judge. So I tried to kiss Santa and he never moved. Not even and inch.

What was more striking was the fact that Oscar thinks I have a committee in my head that makes me second guess everything he does. Am like wtf. Everybody has. Don’t you?

Am like after one year he should have known this. How slow is he? So I consult every now and then. Have you seen me? the people upstairs give some pretty solid advise. Just saying.

I AM LEAVING HIM

Have seen hot men but damn. These Moroccans will kill me.

I have to leave Oscar. I mean all the other women will crucify me if I don’t. He will understand after seeing the offsprings this Saudi god will give me. He will