If you know me by now you have probably heard about the nasty ordeal that took place yesterday in the CBD.
first of all that man was so rude and the pedestrians around me didn't give a damn. he kept touching me so inappropriately over and over. i have a list of demands from the Govt and Safaricom. and I dare say i feel strongly about the same.
1. I need my own path in the cbd
2. I need that safaricom t-shirt that the man get rambling about
3.The amount of taxes that i pay i deserve a gun- or at least a 12 hour body guard.
4. I need a guarantee that cops will be around is this sort of issue happens to someone else
5. Lastly a dire penalty like his hands being chopped off
6. six months therapy with the best shrink in town.
I am sorry about what happened but this post is hilarious..
ReplyDeleteRight...
DeleteAm serious its very traumatizing
DeleteBut you there enjoying the touch...I was with you...You even closed your eyes and smiled...
ReplyDeleteyeah that kafeeling was to die for hahah
DeleteYour demands are too funny!
ReplyDeletethe govt owes me
DeleteSorry about this liz, the government is concerned about the harrassment of our girls in the city and am told kuloba is forming of city defence force.
ReplyDeletethen we are doomed
Delete"Temea mate kwa mkono " tumchape - for those who understand this culture
ReplyDeleteI thought you are joking but honestly na kufeel na pole sanaa. I am still yearning for the full story...Na weza organize ma boy we go check out that area kama the dude is still there.
ReplyDeleteI am so sorry dear. you should ask the government more than this. you deserve so much more!
ReplyDeletei know right? much much more
DeleteKnow how should we know "umeiva" if not by touching touching and pressing??
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