The Gym is not a place for Couples

You know am right. He is at the gym for the ass

But this is a good thing because the majority of guys at the gym get free viewing and get their body workout in.

The question is, are the ladies there for the muscles or just to put on tight gym gear and keep adding the extra squats that the instructor never asked for?

I have been going to the gym for some time now. Dont get me wrong, I am in my mid-thirties and apparently I lose muscle the older I get. So yep! I have to hit the gym.

The rewards are there:

Aside from the squats they do and the heavy lifting they overdo for some reason. Am there for the secret detective work.

Yes, so that I can snitch and get you these key insights:

1. If you are single, hit the gym
2. If you have self-esteem issues, hit the gym...if you have the stomach for it.
3. If he/she just broke your heart, hit the gym
4. If you caught her/him cheating, hit the gym... you'll thank me later.

But mark my words, if you are dating or in any form of a relationship...please, please hit separate gyms. The gym is not a place to have or bring your better half.

The Gym is not a place for Couples

Save your relations, people.

You know me, short and sweet.

Super Sorry...but am back

Well, I have been away.

It's obvious. But let me bring you up to speed.

I have not dated in the last four years. I have tried, but they never make it past the "let's get to know each other" phase.

I graduated at the top of my class. I am the only person who took a master's in Development Communication with a pass.

And I just decided to quit a job that most communications people would want, but honestly, it was way waaay (not sure if that's a phrase) waaaaaay overdue.

So I'll try to write a bit more... and not date...phew - Kanairo itanimaliza