If you know me by now you have probably heard about the nasty ordeal that took place yesterday in the CBD.
first of all that man was so rude and the pedestrians around me didn't give a damn. he kept touching me so inappropriately over and over. i have a list of demands from the Govt and Safaricom. and I dare say i feel strongly about the same.
1. I need my own path in the cbd
2. I need that safaricom t-shirt that the man get rambling about
3.The amount of taxes that i pay i deserve a gun- or at least a 12 hour body guard.
4. I need a guarantee that cops will be around is this sort of issue happens to someone else
5. Lastly a dire penalty like his hands being chopped off
6. six months therapy with the best shrink in town.