Some time off in Kampala

So it’s been a weird year and I decided to make it more weirder....if there is such a word by:

1. Traveling on Christmas Day
2. Sleeping on a strange bed
3. Eating beans and matoke
4. Road trip from NBO to Kampala- painful 14 hours
5. Trying to live life before the end of 2019
6.  Visiting the Ugandan museum
7. Watching Jumanji 3 at century cinemax in Uganda
8. Trying to kiss a painting- crazy time

Got arrested and paid my cheating ex 32K

Well it’s surprising to me too. This issue of boy child is really creeping in very first. So first things first I just broke up with my cheat of a boyfriend or should I say ex. If you ask me why....well something about once a dog always a dog. Honestly he keeps eyeing women’s ass and that was definitely not going to be a behavior my son in the future would emulate.

So I asked him to bounce and told him am cutting him loose on the business we kinda shared. I know. Business and twa twa never go together.

So whatever i never paid attention to the same....so shit went south and I went to the cops.

Let’s just say I was advised to pay the poor boy Ksh. 32,000 for frustrating him. The cop has it in for me the moment he saw I was in heels and a short dress.

Something about women being educated then dumping the guy. I was being accused of sins that other people had made because I had a punani.

Anyways am Kshs 32,000 short.

Great News

Well, its that time again when we do not know half of the things that happen in the school. So, a quick wrap up on what is going down;

1. The lift has not been working for I think like forever now? I mean two weeks. good news to share is that as of 12:00pm on 16th November 2019 this changed.

2. Evaluation of units is still impossible- something about the system being down.

3. School fees still a nightmare which begs the question how will we pay if the amount cant reflect? mmmmm

Once bitten Isn't always twice shy

So I had an incident that most definitely had my bosses second guessing whether they should trust me with company assets or not.

Well for you to understand why they are in this kind of situation need to break it down for you.

1. Was given a work assignment in Japan
2. Was trusted to ensure that the client was happy
3. Was trusted with traveling with my laptop ( jeez am old enough )


But this what happened
1. Sort of accomplished the job
2. Kinda satisfied the client
3. Lost the laptop at Haneda Aiport- Tokyo


Well don’t be quick to judge found the laptop after an hour. But lost it at the JKIA airport again.


Let’s just say it was a bad day and unfolding unfortunate events. I need prayers.

It’s not what it’s seems like

So perhaps you have come across this photo. If not yet then for sure you will. Soon. In my defense I was drunk and I should have known better. Well it seems like am having a great time but no. Ignore that smile that makes all my teeth stand out. Forget how my skin was glowing and definitely forget the perfect angle shot from the Proffessional photographer who was out to discredit my name.

I hereby declare that this happened in Tokyo and no Kenyan law can touch me as it was not done on Kenyan soil. 

Yes. That should be able to stand in court right? But I did smell the flowers. That am 100% guilty of!

The big division at SPU

Well this is that time again where the evening students dont know half of the things that go on at SPU.

So let me educate you

1. The lift isn’t working
2. A student actually got locked in- poor fellow ( at least he had to get stuck there so that the lift gets attention) thank you comrade
3. There was a cultural week that entails ( drum rolls please)

- rugged jeans
- short dresses
- you could actually walk barely covered and the guards wouldn’t ask you a thing
- you still needed your school ID to access the building of course (go figure)

4. Loud music at the basement
5. A Competition for the skinniest and fairest of them all


6. CLASSES STILL WENT ON( at least one thing remained constant)


Well if you don’t know ......

St. Paul’s got talent

So Oscar and myself went to watch a local play. The idea at first was for me to prove a point that he actually cannot do with not watching an arsenal game. And I felt like his love wasn’t growing stronger for the past few weeks. So, he had to prove himself( #boychild) To prove me wrong we went for the play. We had thoughts of course of how horrible it was going to be. I mean have you seen the local plays or drama or whatever those are on our local TV stations?

They are downright depressing( apart from RHK) of course!

The play was amazing all thanks to one of our own Kent ( who played the role of Mr. Vito).

So I decided to give you guys a sneak preview of what kind of talent we have. Have fun


And Kent great work

Is He Gay?

I woke up in the morning I noticed that Oscar had pink socks on.

Believe me he has a  couple of socks that he would have opted to put on. But he chose this particular pair. I have never thought anything of it as this seems to be his favorite color. ladies love blue too I guess. It’s not strange right. But to make matters worse he recommend I put on pink shoes today morning.

He is an arsenal fanatic should I be worried?

Molested along Archives in the CBD

If you know me by now you have probably heard about the nasty ordeal that took place yesterday in the CBD.

first of all that man was so rude and the pedestrians around me didn't give a damn. he kept touching me so inappropriately over and over. i have a list of demands from the Govt and Safaricom. and I dare say i feel strongly about the same.

1. I need my own path in the cbd
2. I need that safaricom t-shirt that the man get rambling about
3.The amount of taxes that i pay i deserve a gun- or at least a 12 hour body guard.
4. I need a guarantee that cops will be around is this sort of issue happens to someone else
5. Lastly a dire penalty like his hands being chopped off
6. six months therapy with the best shrink in town.

Uniformity and change doesnt work for me.

Just got into a city shuttle bus going to Kibera after an interesting class of diffusion. Already I felt something was a bit off as it was not the Mercedes Benz model that always landed us in the strong hold area of baba. No! it was a city shuttle. this was very strange. for someone of my caliber- and I am bragging you cannot get me used to a Mercedes and then send a shuttle. its unacceptable.


Anyways does anyone know city shuttle 308- is there a hotline number that i can call so that this kind of horrendous mistake is not repeated tomorrow?

please share.

The African Union

Was in Addis Ababa last week and had a last impromptu meeting at the AU. I had to share this -fun fact about the African Union- AU.

vision 2063 they are to get an African passport that will enable us travel within the continent without visa.

question is, where will you be then?

7 years younger!

Just woke up to a quiet environment and for the first time not next to my snoring fiance and his warm hands. Ive never quite understood how he always has warm hands. Even when it's freezing outside.- oh man I really do miss him.

The air is so fresh that i cannot fathom the last time I heard beba yaya, hurlingham posta. or Kibera, Ayany equity.

See I traveled for work to a country that has never been colonized. They have angelic orthodox churches and oh man the beautiful environment is just amazing. The most peculiar part is that they are all polite.........yes you heard me the men, women......all polite!

so fun facts about Ethiopia;

• Their hair is beautiful
• Their men are beautiful- ( ladies you understand when i say a man is beautiful right?)
• Their hospitality is top notch
• Their calendar is at 2012. ( am 7 years younger) and my skin is flawless- I feel the years knocked out already.

Did I make a mistake?

So, the big day that I believe every lady awaits had fallen hard upon me. I mean am not an ordinary lady. I rather watch cartoons than go out to party with friends. I rather have eggs all day everyday than pizza or sticky wings from KFC. I rather put on two different pairs of socks than put on Sandler’s.


Anyways most of you know that I got engaged over the short summer break. He went down on one knee made his speech and it was beautiful.....,you’d understand if you were there! After that beautiful man made that beautiful speech there was nothing else that I could say than oh hell yes!

So why do I feel.............
Like I’ve made a mistake.


Why am I not happy?

I love cartoon and am not ashamed to admit it

I’ve actually lost friends over things that don’t really matter. Ive been judged by people who don’t understand how sitting in front of the tv and watching animation is just amazing and relaxing. So friends if you want to know me in a bit she’ll this is what matters to me:

1. Cartoon
2. Cartoon
3. Cartoon
4. Cartoon
5. Cartoon
6. Cartoon
7. ....
8. ....

You catch the drift and because I love making other people feel good in their own skin let me know what you love that makes you stand out.

Check this out https://youtu.be/PEtG6OcWdjk

I hate being updated on matters

Every SPU comrade knows I am always the last person to know what is happening in Kibera, Nairobi or anywhere. Period! So after a dinner meeting with someone of  the key players in the health sector I understood why Migingo is such an issue or at least was. If you actually do not understand politics you end up not forming public opinion at all.

The Nile river- longest in the world is apparently owned by Ethiopia. Not sure how natural resources are now owned but none of concern. Egypt enjoys this free natural resource and is condemning the construction of a dam as it will hinder and interfere with what they have been enjoying. 

I’ll let you read more below because if you know me... I don’t keep up with trending news at all.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2019/09/egypt-odds-ethiopia-giant-nile-dam-190917062431267.html

Plane Scare or is it imaginary trauma?

Have you ever felt like you saw something traumatic that it actually traumatized you? Never thought that such kind if scares actually affect the behavior of one. i guess the Bobo doll theory does really make sense.

Was in a flight today and i swear by the fragile bones that i have i felt like plane move. i mean ive experienced turmoils before but this one.... this one was a nightmare. i had flushes of all the ET podcasts on how the victims started praying and crying. This scared me to the core.

yes yes liz actually gets scared. That feeling is making me think of taking a bus back home.

Scream if you have to

Most of the time we are at work/home/in a noisy matatu we feel like we should tell the next person something that at the back of your head seems fine. but you know once you tell them this, you will have burnt bridges.

1. that person that talks to much
2. that boss that demands more than he actually pays
3. that relationship partner who always takes and never gives
4. that conductor who always says ngojea 10 bob
5. that mama that always cooks mandazis along the road- but conveniently when you need her most she isn't😶 there
6. those guest that always come in early and leave late
7.
8.
9.
10.

So do what i do- scream it out ( internally of course). wewe..... you cant risk not having friends. so scream internally and smile on the outside and nod.

works wonders for me. try it out.

FYI----- i have left numbers 7-10 for you to fill up. dont be shy

Be-wewe always helps

Dear Reader,

Just realized the other day that I have never wanted to be a blogger. Still don't want to. i feel like i was forced to do this. So can people ask other people what they would or wouldn't like to do instead of mandating them to do it? ( Please ask ask me... can someone actually ask me.... am serious..... anyone....last call......anyone?) Anyhow, my lecturer didn't leave me much of a choice.

So here we are.🦲@ SPU.